Monday, March 3, 2008

Top 10 reasons everyone should marry an Angela Hatch

10. She'll make sure you never walk slowly from one place to another again in your life.

9. You'll live to be 100 because she'll feed you cracked wheat cereal, home-made granola, and grow you garden vegetables.

8. She'll help you keep in touch with your feminine side by watching her favorite scenes of Pride and Prejudice with you on Friday nights.

7. Her family will treat you like a million bucks, and she has so many siblings you'll never strain to find players for team sports again.

6. She'll give you some style; shorten your socks, lengthen your pants, untuck your shirt and gel your hair.

5. She's gorgeous on Sundays, weekdays, and Saturdays. She looks hot in a climbing harness or a dress.

4. She will make you work to keep up with her swimming, running, and playing scrabble.

3. Everyone should marry an Angela because she'll work hard at less-than-dream jobs to put you through school.

2. She'll go hometeaching with you when your companion can't, fast for 24 hours on fast sundays, pray for your success, and sit at your side in the Temple.

1. She'll smile everytime she see's you, forgive you of your faults, laugh at your jokes, talk to you early in the morning and always love you.

8 comments:

Jerry said...

Ahh, you definitely delivered, Brian!!! Both you and Ang are lucky people - you deserve each other! Keep it up!
-Em

Mary Grace said...

hhaha i love it! angela- keep it up with the style thing, i think its working! miss you guys!

Clay Allred said...

You're welcome.
- Clay

The Gerharts said...

These are great lists! You guys are meant for each other =)

Sarah Gerhart

Catherine said...

Awe, so sweet! This post almost made me cry!! I want to marry Angela! haha. (Or at least be as cool as her). You two are great!

Sarah said...

I so glad that we get an angela in our family now!
- Sarah H.

SVEN said...

SOLD! Angela, will you marry me?

Nate Mecham said...

Byron and Angela, I always said you two kids were good for each other, and now you have lists to prove it.