Thursday, February 21, 2008

Top TEN reasons why everyone should have a Brian.

10) Not only does it come with free entry into any National Park in the western US, but you also get gear and lessons on any outdoor adventure sport that exists (except maybe tennis and golf).

9) He knows why the ocean is salty, what makes those cool formations in the rocks, why the oven doesn't work and the car door won't close, what that bird is, how to paint a moutain range, where to go from here and how to make bread.

8) He'll sing with you in choir, in your pajamas, on a long trip, in a canyon and pretty much just about anywhere.

7) He's got the sweetest smile, the cutest freckles and the brightest eyes around. Not to mention those sexy muscles.

6) It's his idea to sit on the second pew, sing in chior, read a conference talk, go out with the missionaries or go visit someone (well. . . most of the time).

5) No doubt his kitchen percussion skills are off the hook. He knows how to make more than one kind a jam (*wink). . . okay, seriously corney.

4) Those chores that you always hated doing on Saturdays as a kid . . .yeah, you'll never have to do that again. Sometimes I think Saturdays are as sacred as Sundays.

3) You will get perfectly cooked eggs for the rest of your life.

2) Comes with double sleeping bag. No further explanation needed.

1) You don't have to worry about old guy gut and post-married lameness. . . things just keep getting better.

4 comments:

Sarah said...

Wow! Though my reasons are different, I think that everyone needs a Brian too! But what about an Angela! Those are most definitly essential. Your turn to write top ten reasons for your spouse, Brian!
~Sarah H.

Fern said...

So cute! I told you being married was "da bomb". I'm so happy that you're so gosh darn happy!
And I too, want to see a top ten Angela list!

Jerry said...

I love the happiness exuding from that post! Very fun to read! Keep it up, you two!
-Em

Mary Grace said...

well that settles it...i guess i nee a brian... if only for those perfectly cooked eggs!